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A heart-shaped word cloud on a purple background with hearts. The word cloud is split into two halves - pink and blue - containing words like "Freedom," "Truth," "American," "Democracy," "Kindness," "Patriotism," and "Information" repeated in different sizes and arrangements.

Brushing Away Misinformation

In a routine dental checkup, Adam Klein confronts the spread of misinformation and grapples with the aftermath of a divisive election, reflecting on the fragility of truth and freedom in modern America.

“Did you do something fun this weekend?” she asked.

I grunted, a tight vocalization which emanated from the back of the throat rather than my wide open mouth. I waited for the next rinse of water. It splattered and sprinkled on my cheeks. She guided the spit sucker around the back corner of my mouth.

“Yeah, it was nice,” I said. “I can never seem to remember on Monday morning what happened over the weekend. All a blur. I’ve got a seven-year-old and a two-year-old, so it’s always a fun time, whatever it is. Oh, yeah—we went hiking at Stone Mountain.”

“Ooh, that’s great. Keeps you on your toes, I bet,” she said. “My girlfriend and I went to a virtual reality museum downtown. It was like going on a journey in ancient Egypt. You could see the pyramids and all sorts of cool stuff. Turn toward me a bit and close just a little. That’s it.”

She scraped at my mouth with the scaler, its hook digging around the edge of my lower back teeth.

“Sorry. Gotta get in there and get...that...plaque...out,” she cheered. “Now open wider.”

She grabbed a new tool and proceeded with her merry mutilation. The Today Show was on the small TV in the corner, showing aerial footage of the destruction from Hurricane Helene in Marshall and Asheville, North Carolina.

“Did y’all get hit hard in the storm?” she asked. A spray of water, then my lips suctioned to the spit sucker. “Oops.” A tiny dribble trickled from the corner of my mouth. She dabbed it with the bib. “There you go.”

“Well, people sure do come together. But I heard Kam-ah-la’s just giving everyone $750. And they’re supposed to eat and start over and fix their houses? Turn to the other side. Open up. Wider.”

“We were lucky,” I said. “Some downed trees in the area, but somehow we came out of it unscathed. Pretty intense, though.”

“Oh yeah. I live in Buford. There was a bit of damage, but nothing like what happened around Augusta and North Carolina. Bless their hearts,” she said, “I just hate what they’re going through. We were tryin’ to find a way to send up some supplies or water or something, but I just don’t know.”

“Yeah, it’s terrible. Some people are heading up there with clothes and stuff, and I know there are a bunch of organizations doing that.”

“Well, people sure do come together. But I heard Kam-ah-la’s just giving everyone $750. Can you believe that? That’s it. And they’re supposed to eat and start over and fix their houses? Turn to the other side. Open up. Wider.” 

She scraped. The warm taste of blood. 

I closed my eyes, shielded from the bright light above by the dark glasses.

After a minute, she spread the mined pus-white plaque on the bib.

“C’n ave sm wa’r?"

“Of course.” She sprayed again. 

“Thanks,” I murmured.

“Of course.”

Spit sucker.

“Hmm. Is that right?” I said. “I wonder. I mean, you’d hope there’d be more to it than that. FEMA and other efforts.”

“Well, you’d hope, but Kam-ah-la’s leaving them out to dry.”

“Yikes. I hope that’s not the case,” I said. 

She worked in silence for a bit. 

How strange that across the political spectrum, all parties and citizens fancy themselves the sole actors bent on preserving freedom.

“You all right? I’m almost finished with this part, then it’s the brushing and flossing and Dr. Wells will see you,” she said. “Do you want the fluoride or paste? We’ve got cinnamon, peppermint, and strawberry.” 

The cleaning continued. The forceful flossing jammed into my gums. More blood. Spitting. Swishing with Listerine. A quick look and handshake from the dentist. 

Driving to work, I thought of her comment. How come I hadn’t heard that the extent of the government’s hurricane relief effort was giving out $750 to victims? It didn’t seem right. In fact, it struck me as suspect the moment she said it. And why blame Kamala—she’s not the President. Maybe it was some conspiracy theory on the right. But what was I to do? Challenge her while she hovered over me with sharp tools, good-naturedly attacking my mouth? Plus, it’s in my nature—a Southern trait if not an American one—to offer a warm nod or smile while internally rejecting a neighbor’s statement.

Afterward, I looked it up and learned it was debunked misinformation

A few weeks later, on Wednesday, November 6, the morning after the election, I drove to the eye doctor. Groggy, stunned, afraid for the days and years ahead.

I imagined my conversation with the ophthalmologist. I knew neither of us would broach the news. As if it hadn’t happened. I had the sense we, collectively, would tread lightly in our daily interactions, an invisible elephant in every room. On occasion, among those who bemoan the outcome, someone would signal their position and we would find common ground. A shared sense of disappointment and dread. We might crave this connection, but when found, it would still fail to delight. 

It occurred to me that this is, perhaps, how it would go. All of us would self-suppress our voices and fears. At a certain point (after the inauguration? in half a year?) to be outspoken and draw attention may be to invite vitriol and danger at the hands of fellow citizens or by the state. Just look at Elon Musks’s X feed. Actually, don’t. But is Musk not, now, the state? Free speech wouldn’t simply be cracked down on, but we ourselves would shut down, turn inward, and grow silent as liberties were degraded and stripped. Now, progress would be a worsening, a step-by-step breakdown of civility. 

We have invited the great dismantling. The resulting condition of our union, its heralded separation of powers, and its sacred, albeit imperfect, institutions remains to be seen. The intention to disrupt and reshape our government and society, though, is clear.

But, with courage, those who dissent can work to cede little ground, can withhold permission to undo our hard-earned rights and freedoms. How strange that across the political spectrum, all parties and citizens fancy themselves the sole actors bent on preserving freedom.

Back in the parking lot after my dental appointment, I had looked at my teeth and gums in the rearview and thought, This is as good and clean as they will ever be. So I allowed myself to enjoy the moment and smile. But they will stay clean only for a while. They are—not unlike the American experiment itself, it seems—in a protracted state of yellowing wear, subject to exposure at the very root.

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About the author

Adam Klein is a singer/songwriter and actor from Athens, Georgia, now living with his wife and two young kids in the metro Atlanta city of Tucker. He served in the Peace Corps in Mali, West Africa, and has released seven albums on his Cowboy Angel Music label, including an original American-roots-meets-Mande-roots collection recorded in Mali featuring traditional Mande instrumentation and lyrics performed in the Bambara language. His latest album is Holidays in United States.

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